thecapnjazzage:

Tissues available at every seat
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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  • tetraghostfan:

    *wakes up* what the fuck

    666hunnabruh:

Mom: No skating inside.  Me: Fuck you mom SK8 or DIE

    metaknighty:

    dicksplit:

    Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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